Know your Bull, ladies and gents, white hubbies, slut wives, GFs and BFs. Take it as if it were a commandment from me. You may not like it when I say this, or think of it as a waste of time, but from my experience, fucking goes better once you know that all other options have been taken care of. Think of it like you’re a stunt man driving a fast car down a lone highway. You want to march your foot down on that pedal and burn rubber like you want the bitch to race off into the moon, the last thing you want is to see some porthole along the way that might make you veer off course. Thus is the reason for this article.

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